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Restaurant Menu



Kiosko Corner

The Luquillo Kiosks are comprised of a row of around 60 family-owned kiosks selling food, drinks, and souvenirs.




Empanadas

Classic fried Puerto Rican style empanadas.

Beef

$6


Beef & Cheese

$7


Chicken

$6


Chicken & Cheese

$7


Pizza

$6


Ham & Cheese

$6


Jibarita - Yellow Rice, Pernil & Maduro

$8


Crashboat - Shrimp, Spianch & Cream Cheese

$8


Little Havana - Pernil, Ham & Swiss Cheese

$8


Philly - Steak & Cheese

$8


Nickel City - Buffalo Chicken

$8


El Postre - Guava & Cheese

$8

Empanadas



Childhood Favorites

These are the flavors that bring us to tears—transporting us back to another time. Honest food, rooted in memory. We do our best to keep these dishes affordable, because traditions like these should never be out of reach.




Those were the Days

White Rice topped with 2 Fried Eggs with Runny Yolks and Sweet Plantains.

$7



After School Picadillo

White Rice with Seasoned Ground Beef. (Trust me, you want this!)

$7



Ham & Cheese Sandwich

Yup that's it.

$7



Chuleta

Fried Pork Chop served with white rice and beans.

$7



Arroz con Salchicha

Yellow Rice with Vienna Sausage.

$7




Appetizers

Enjoy a magnificent appetizer before your meal!




50/50 Wings

4 draped in tangy Buffalo sauce and 4 in exquisite General Tso’s sauce.

$16

50/50 Wings


Gambas al Ajillo

Garlic & Oil sautéed jumbo shrimp, embellished with a dash of white wine.

$16

Gambas al Ajillo


Shrimp Ceviche

Shrimp with a blend of key lime enriched with red onion, pepper, tomato, cilantro, and avocado.

$16

Ceviche

Shrimp

Salmon

Shrimp Ceviche



Salads




House Salad

Romaine Lettuce, Tomato, Onion and Hass Avocado. Served with your choice of dressing.

Salmon

$12


Shrimp

$12


Chopped Ribeye

$18


Chicken

$6

Vegan
Sugar free
Gluten free
Lactose free
Dairy free
Vegetarian

Dressing

Blue Cheese

Ranch

Cilantro Lime




Handhelds

All Handhelds served with fries.




Cubano

The legendary pressed sandwich, featuring a medley of ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, and mustard.

$20

Cubano


Chorizo

A luscious grilled Argentine chorizo onion, pepper and American cheese.

$20

Chorizo


Steak & Cheese

Chopped Angus ribeye steak, American cheese, grilled peppers and onions.

$20

Steak & Cheese


Marinated Chicken

Marinated baked chicken and American cheese. Pressed then topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and drizzled with mayoketchup.

$20



Burger

A pure Angus Beef patty, assembled with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and a delightful mayoketchup!

$20

Burger


Cranky Burger

Let’s pay homage to one of the best to ever do it El Mago De Las Fritas from Miami. An all beef-patty seasoned like chorizo, onions, potato stixs, on a Cuban Bun. – No Substitutions (WE HATE WHEN MENUS SAY THAT TOO. BUT SERIOUSLY NO SUBSTITUTIONS)

$20

Cranky Burger



Entrees

Chicken, Steak, Fish and Heavenly Pork!




Pollo Guisado

Stewed chicken served with white rice or yellow rice with pigeon peas and 1 side.

$25

Sides

White Rice

Yellow Rice

Maduros | Sweet Plantains

Pollo Guisado


Pernil

Our signature pork served with white rice or yellow rice with pigeon peas and 1 side.

$25

Sides

White Rice

Yellow Rice

Maduros | Sweet Plantains

Pernil


Salmon

A Salmon filet with olive oil, garlic and sherry wine. Served with white rice or yellow rice with pigeon peas and 1 side.

$30

Sides

White Rice

Yellow Rice

Maduros | Sweet Plantains

Salmon


Lomo Saltado

A Peruvian spectacle of sliced Angus ribeye steak, onions, tomato, and fries. Accompanied with white rice.

$30

Lomo Saltado


Bistec Encebollado

Stewed Sirloin Steak (NOT CUBE STEAK). Smothered in a savory, tender onion sauce.

$25




Dessert

Ohh the sweets!




Flan

Classic Puerto Rican flan.

$9

Flan


Tres Leches

Sponge cake soaked in evaporated milk, condensed milk, and whole milk.

$9

Tres Leches


Flourless Chocolate Cake

A delicious, smooth and decadent flourless chocolate cake.

$9

Flourless Chocolate Cake



Sides

When you just can't get enough.




White Rice

$6



Yellow Rice with Pigeon Peas

$6



Beans

$6



Fries

$6



Maduros - Sweet Plantains

$6



Tostones - Fried Plantains

$6



Side Salad

$6



Avocado

$6


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