Cranky Coqui Menu
Kiosko Corner
The Luquillo Kiosks are comprised of a row of around 60 family-owned kiosks selling food, drinks, and souvenirs.
Empanadas
Classic fried Puerto Rican style empanadas.
Beef
$6
Chicken
$6
Pizza
$6
Ham & Cheese
$6
Beef & Cheese
$7
Chicken & Cheese
$7
Cuban
$8
Shrimp
$8
Steak & Cheese
$8
Buffalo Chicken
$8
Guava & Cheese
$8
Jibarita - Yellow Rice, Pernil & Maduro
$8
Appetizers
Enjoy a magnificent appetizer before your meal!
50/50 Wings
4 draped in tangy Buffalo sauce and 4 in exquisite General Tso’s sauce.
$16
Gambas al Ajillo
Garlic & Oil sautéed jumbo shrimp, embellished with a dash of white wine.
$16
Shrimp Ceviche
Shrimp with a blend of key lime enriched with red onion, pepper, tomato, cilantro, and avocado.
$16
Ceviche
Shrimp
Salmon
Handhelds
All Handhelds served with fries.
Cubano
The legendary pressed sandwich, featuring a medley of ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, and mustard.
$20
Chorizo
A luscious grilled Argentine chorizo onion, pepper and American cheese.
$20
Steak & Cheese
Chopped Angus ribeye steak, American cheese, grilled peppers and onions.
$20
Burger
A pure Angus Beef patty, assembled with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and a delightful mayoketchup!
$20
Cranky Burger
Let’s pay homage to one of the best to ever do it El Mago De Las Fritas from Miami. An all beef-patty seasoned like chorizo, onions, potato stixs, on a Cuban Bun. – No Substitutions (WE HATE WHEN MENUS SAY THAT TOO. BUT SERIOUSLY NO SUBSTITUTIONS)
$20
Entrees
Chicken, Steak, Fish and Heavenly Pork!
Chicken
Stewed chicken served with white rice and beans or yellow rice with beans and 1 side.
$25
Sides
White Rice
Yellow Rice
Maduros | Sweet Plantains
Pernil
Our signature pork served with white rice and beans or yellow rice with beans and 1 side.
$25
Sides
White Rice
Yellow Rice
Maduros | Sweet Plantains
Salmon
A Salmon filet with olive oil, garlic and sherry wine. Served with white rice and beans or yellow rice with beans and 1 side.
$30
Sides
White Rice
Yellow Rice
Maduros | Sweet Plantains
Lomo Saltado
A Peruvian spectacle of sliced Angus ribeye steak, onions, tomato, and fries. Accompanied with white rice.
$30
Dessert
Ohh the sweets!
Flan
Classic Puerto Rican flan.
$9
Tres Leches
Sponge cake soaked in evaporated milk, condensed milk, and whole milk.
$9
Flourless Chocolate Cake
A delicious, smooth and decadent flourless chocolate cake.
$9
Sides
When you just can't get enough.
White Rice
$6
Yellow Rice with Pigeon Peas
$6
Beans
$6
Fries
$6
Maduros - Sweet Plantains
$6
Tostones - Fried Plantains
$6
Side Salad
$6
Avocado
$6