Cranky Coqui Menu
Kiosko Corner
The Luquillo Kiosks are comprised of a row of around 60 family-owned kiosks selling food, drinks, and souvenirs.
Empanadas
Classic fried Puerto Rican style empanadas.
Beef
$4
Chicken
$4
Pizza
$4
Ham & Cheese
$4
Beef & Cheese
$5
Chicken & Cheese
$5
Cuban
$6
Shrimp
$6
Steak & Cheese
$6
Buffalo Chicken
$6
Guava & Cheese
$6
Alcapurria
Alcapurria is a popular fritter dish from Puerto Rico made of green banana and stuffed with beef.
$5
Bacalaitos
Crispy fried cod fish fritter.
$5
Relleno de Papa
Fried potato ball stuffed with beef.
$5
Para la Messa | For the Table
In the mood to share? Here are some wonderful selections.
Picadera | Sampler
Your choice of 2 Empanadas, 2 Specialty Empanadas and 1 Fritura
$20
Ensalada Mixta
Classic Puerto Rican salad with lettuce, tomato, onion and avocado. Cranky dressing served on the side.
$20
Aperitivos | Appetizers
Enjoy a magnificent appetizer before your meal!
50/50 Wings
In a town with a lot of good wing spots (trust me we’ve tried them all!) We know we stand out! 6 draped in tangy Buffalo sauce and 6 in exquisite General Tso’s sauce.
$16
Gambas al Ajillo
Garlic & Oil sautéed jumbo shrimp, embellished with a dash of white wine.
$16
Ceviche
Shrimp or Salmon with a blend of key lime and Florida orange enriched with red onion, pepper, tomato and cilantro.
$16
Bocadillos | Handhelds
We're so cool we wrote handhelds instead of sandwiches!
Cubano
The legendary pressed sandwich, featuring a medley of ham, roasted pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, and mustard, all nestled between our special bread.
$20
Choripan
A luscious grilled Argentine chorizo and American cheese placed on our special bread, and adorned with chimichurri sauce.
$20
Steak & Cheese
Philly? Let’s put Wallingford on the map for the best steak and cheese. Chopped Angus Sirloin Steak, Cheese, Grilled Peppers and Onions.
$20
Cranky Burger
Let’s pay homage to one of the best to ever do it El Mago De Las Fritas from Miami. An all beef-patty seasoned like chorizo, onions, potato stixs, on a Cuban Bun. – No Substitutions (WE HATE WHEN MENUS SAY THAT TOO. BUT SERIOUSLY NO SUBSTITUTIONS)
$20
Burger
A pure Angus Beef patty, assembled with American cheese, fresh veggies, and a delightful mayoketchup!
$20
Platos Fuertes | Entrees
Chicken, Steak, Fish and Heavenly Pork!
Chicken
¼ Chicken served with 2 sides.
$24
Pernil
Our signature pork served with 2 sides.
$24
Salmon
A Salmon filet drizzled with Wallingford’s own Farmer Joe’s Honey, baked to perfection. Served with 2 sides.
$24
Lomo Saltado
A Peruvian spectacle of Angus Sirloin steak, onions, tomato, and fries. Companioned with white rice.
$24
Dessert
Ohh the sweets!
Flan
Classic Puerto Rican flan.
$8
Tres Leches
Sponge cake soaked in evaporated milk, condensed milk, and whole milk.
$8
Chocolate Cake
$8